In the world of CPAP during 2013 there were a few notable events including: CPAP proven to make people more physically attractive, CPAP therapy can improve golf performance, and CPAP reduces nightmares in veterans. We compiled a list of the top 10 funniest #CPAP tweets from 2013. We love these tweets because they show how awesome the CPAP therapy community is and how we use a sense of humor in addition to a CPAP in battling sleep apnea!
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1. I’m Sexy and I Know It
I’m sexy and I know it #CPAP #SleepBong #SleepApnea
— Yew Dont Know Jack (@YewDontKnowJack) May 28, 2013
This lad clearly knows that CPAP therapy has been proven to make people more physically attractive… Hooray for #sleepbongs! (or #CPAPs)
2. Dog Farts in CPAP #ClassicHumor
Woke up choking on a god awful stench. Rucking dog sleeping on floor beside #cpap farted. — shaun cranfield (@cranimal1) October 23, 2013
Ah… the ole’ dog farts into the CPAP machine story! You don’t actually believe that dog was sleeping while serving you a fresh aroma, do you? Better think twice before you roll-up that newspaper next time…
3. CPAP Is Like Being “High”
Coming off #BiPAP #CPAP in the morning is liking coming off being high, I think. #sleepapnea #health #cfs #fatigue — Chloë M. Smith Ph.D. (@ChloeMS) November 11, 2013
“I think”… This girl with a great save at the end of her tweet. Say no to drugs and yes to CPAP!
4. How Am I Going to Sleep Through Her Snoring? #Poorguy
My wife’s #cpap broke last night and all I could think of was “how am I gonna sleep through her snoring?” #selfishbuttrue — Steve Bohlen (@sbohlen) October 9, 2013
Anddd he’s back on the couch! #stereotypicalbuttrue
5. Sleep Study = Wires Everywhere
I got wires everywhere except for my ass.. They on My legs too! #sleepstudy #cpap # sleepapnea… http://t.co/W7QH4oHntS — Chiquita Thomas (@PRETTY_GIRL_822) November 20, 2013
Three takeaways here: 1. Sleep labs use a ton of wires 2. Despite using a ton of wires none go on one’s buttocks 3. Home sleep test is the way to go… Less wires and in your own bed! #nobrainer
6. CPAP Makes People Better Looking? Only One Right Answer, Buddy
Interesting! People who wear CPAP’s are better looking than those who don’t!! Isn’t that right Ron Wolfley? http://t.co/rcQmXdqaym — ValleySleepCenter (@ValleySleepCtr) September 17, 2013
Free lesson of the day – If any female asks you a question related to her looks the answer must be somewhere along the lines of “Yes, honey you’re the most beautiful woman on the planet.” I don’t care if she looks like she [Insert joke here].
7. NEWSFLASH – CPAP’s Don’t Filter Out Farts
Well, it turns out that CPAP machines *can’t* filter out farts after all. — Kit (@kitterfeed) November 7, 2013
By God, we’ve done it! We’ve finally figured it out… CPAP’s don’t actually filter out farts! #Onesmallstepforcpapusers
8. “Pulling the Plug” Practice
my wife got a cpap machine for sleep apnea I told her now I can practice “pulling the plug” — ChickenPlucker (@ndchickenman) November 21, 2013
This guy could have a lot of explaining to do because of this tweet…
9. #Sleeplikeabeagle?
I’ve never been this excited to go to bed. I’m like a kid on Christmas morning. #CPAP #sleeplikeabeagle pic.twitter.com/quKlPpoY65 — Matthew Grissom (@matthewgrissom) October 9, 2013
I don’t know what “sleeping like a beagle” is but I NEED to know how to and I needed to know yesterday.
10. Doggie CPAP – Not Sleeping Like a Beagle?
I don’t know about you, but my dog needs a dang #cpap when she sleeps! #snore #queenie #snoresalot #sleepapnea http://t.co/EviJ5CpieR
— Sarah Silva (@silvabelle) July 24, 2013
Fun fact – The CPAP was invented to help a dog sleep better… Check this out!
