1. More Machine Than (Wo)man
Between my #CPAP mask and my carpal tunnel vambraces, I’m becoming more machine than (wo)man at night. pic.twitter.com/UWwvegw68p
— laurel schmolze (@schmolzanderson) January 29, 2015
@SchmolzAnderson, we’re going to guess that you spend a lot of time at the computer typing with your carpal tunnel syndrome or maybe it’s from knitting? – Please tell us that is you in the Darth costume! Anyways, it’s a positive thing that you are undergoing CPAP – you have too much creativity to be “more (wo)man than machine.”
2. CPAP As Blow Up Device
cpap works great for a blow up device. #cpap #fyi #diy pic.twitter.com/E2tyBAKdwi
— oscar m (@fixitoscar) August 22, 2015
We thought we’ve seen it all, but this is amazing and very crafty and definitely not what CPAP is intended for, but points for resourcefulness.
3. Painting Fangs On My CPAP
Dentist insists I have sleep apnea despite total lack of symptoms. If true, I’ma paint fangs on my CPAP like Immortan Joe. — Joyce Park (@troutgirl) July 1, 2015
Let’s hope that you use non-toxic paint, because you will be using your mask to breathe. Although, we like the Immortan Joe reference, because it definitely looks like he has some kind of metal-forged CPAP mask on. We’ll probably use this reference again in another article.
4. Full On Immortan Joe
Went full on #immortanjoe with my #cpap #sleepapnea #madmax #ladies #nomustacherides pic.twitter.com/CZqDftr4aN — Jorge Riverol (@jorgeriverol) October 14, 2015
Another Immortan Joe reference – sleep apnea sufferers get it. This picture is priceless.
5. Darth Vader is So Last Season
Really. Reference to people wearing medical breathing masks and #DarthVader are not helpful. #bipap #cpap #ventilation @IntusHealthcare
— Louise Watch (@crip_tic) December 14, 2015
We love that your profile photo is you wearing a CPAP mask. That is some serious CPAP pride. And we couldn’t agree more, Darth Vader is so last season and a little insensitive.
6. CPAP Daddy
What yall think of my new rap name, C-Pap Daddy!! #cpap #apnearida #SleepAssassin — Art de Sheldon Chase (@chaseart707) December 8, 2015
Truthfully? – We love it. When does your album drop?
7. REM Man To the Rescue
All heroes wear a mask. Mine is of the sleep apnea variety. My powers include not snoring and reaching REM. #cpap #sleepanea #RESMED
— Danny Lobell (@dannylobell) December 18, 2015
8. Flying Ace Training
How is anyone supposed to sleep like this. This isn’t sleep, this is WWI Flying Ace training….#CPAP pic.twitter.com/Nfl1kE6oiY
— Xibee (@Xibee) December 27, 2015
We’re not sure what WWI Flying Ace training was like, but we understand and appreciate the analogy. If you feel like your full face mask is large and bulky, you may want to switch to a smaller mask. In the meantime, you can keep dreaming and imagining and posting amazing #CPAPselfies.
