12 Days of Christmas: CPAP Edition

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On the first night of Christmas after my snores awoke my wife with a fright,

My love gave me, a whisper quiet CPAP and now it is truly a silent night.

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On the second day of Christmas when my tube was in a tangle,

My love gave me, a DreamWear mask that keeps the tube up and at the perfect angle.

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On the third day of Christmas when my mask got gross,

My love gave me, a SoClean 2 CPAP Cleaner and now those germs are adios.

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On the fourth night of Christmas, when I found my tube was attacked by kitty claws,

My love gave me, a Years Supply Kit so my treatment goes on without pause.

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On the fifth day of Christmas, when packing for an overnighter,

My love gave me a Travel CPAP so my suitcase would be lighter.

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On the sixth day of Christmas when my mask began to leak,

My love gave me mask liners, and now my mask won’t make a peep.

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 On the seventh day of Christmas when a cold stopped up my nose,

My love me gave me a new F20 full face mask and now I peacefully doze.

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On the eighth day of Christmas, when the power went out,

My love gave me a CPAP battery, so I could sleep without a doubt.

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On the ninth day of Christmas, when my deductible was about to reset,

My love checked my insurance and ordered everything I could get.

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On the tenth day of Christmas a thought occurred to me,

My true love snores so loud it shakes the Christmas tree.

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 On the eleventh day of Christmas I got my wife a home sleep test,

My true love avoided the sleep lab and she thought that was the best.
(Holly not included)

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On the twelfth day of Christmas she picked a new CPAP for her gift,

An AirSense 10, made just for her,so now we will both gently drift.

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